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Tweets Don't Stop Terrorism

Posted on December 03 2015

Greetings From
THE LAND OF THE INSANE: CALIFORNIA
'Gun Free Zone' Paradise!
In the interest of not offending anyone's sensitive sensitivities, let's not make any snap judgements about misguided 'SYED', 'TASHFEEN' and that scary word… 'TERRORISM'!
Surely, as with the Ft. Hood massacre, yesterday's 'unfortunate tragedy' in San Bernardino will also likely be labeled 'workplace violence'. That way we can all get back to our busy lives of tweeting, celebrity worship and online porn with the confidence of knowing that everything is just dandy and that there is no impending threat of terrorism (oooh… there's that nasty word again!).
In the meantime, it is advised that we practice our state recommended defensive measures of:
1. Hiding under our desks
2. Throwing staplers at armed intruders
3. Crying and 'tweeting'
Love Always,
Jeff S'
(Quivering under my desk in San Diego)
HASHTAG: ‪#‎StandWithPointlessStupidityThatWillGetUsKilled‬

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