The War On Terror As Waged by Psychotic Leftists
Posted on November 17 2015
THE WAR ON TERROR
As Waged by
TOOLS OF RETALIATION!
Yes, kids, like it or not, we are at war with islamic extremists and their bloody trademarks of terror. Not everyone has the fortitude to face this harsh reality and that brute force is the optimal response. Hence, let's explore several other less violent and messy options…
1. THE CANDLELIGHT VIGIL
Why wield loud, dirty and cumbersome weapon systems in your defense when flaming, wax-dipped strings are available? These are far safer, less expensive and only (minimally) contribute to our pending demise from the 'global warming' apocalypse.
2. RETALIATORY TWEETING
Nothing reflects dominance of the battlespace like helvetica typed in rapid succession and fired in short bursts. Tweets such as '#IStandWithParis', '#AllYouNeedIsLove' and '#Coexist' not only challenge the reading comprehension skills of jihadi savages, but knock them back on their heels once they understand their powerful meanings.
3. WELCOMING UNACCOUNTABLE REFUGEE MASSES
What better way to deal with the wolf at your door than by swinging it wide open and letting him in? Now let's not get bogged down with pesky details! Transport, house, feed, medicate, educate and provide financial relief. If they slice your head off in the end, well bye-golly, at least you tried!
Former Force Recon 'platoon guy'
& 7.62 Design Senior Mop Operator